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Picking the insects off plants.
No time to think of consequences.

MGMT “Kids” Video:
You were a child
Crawling on your knees toward it
Making momma so proud
But your voice was too loud
We like to watch you laughing
Picking insects off of plants
No time to think of consequences
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanted to be [...]

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Don’t smoke weed if shit like this happens to you.

Check out Cliff Pickover’s RealityCarnival.  It’s a really fun place to waste a few hours and read some interesting stuff all in one place.  Can you dig it?

You know you laughed!

This was obviously made for righties.  I know a lefty that really needs one of these.

Insiders Debunk UFO Reports at Area 51
Source: AOL
Posted: 04/16/09 5:30PM
Filed Under: Science & Tech
(April 15) — Area 51, the top-secret military installation in the Nevada desert, has been a magnet for conspiracy theories and a font of UFO sightings for decades. Now some people who worked at the mysterious base are speaking out.

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Have you been waiting for some “normalicy” to return to this site?  Then this ‘best of’ is for you!

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Originally Posted: Thu, 26 Feb 07:37 EST
You worthless bag of filth
Date: 2009-02-26, 7:37AM EST
You vulgar little maggot.
You are a [...]

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While camping one summer in 1988, I had a vivid dream. A strange light enveloped my tent. The light slowly changed color sort of like a lava lamp, only I was looking outside instead of in. The lights quickly took control of my aggression and subdued any emotions save one–immobilizing fear.
The only bodily control that remain [...]

Are your co-workers space aliens?

(This article has been attributed to a number of different sources, mostly tabloid magazines, but apparently the real author is concealing his identity. Probably for fear of alien retaliation.)
Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human — but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain [...]

Come to Glendale. Become a “pedestrian enforcement officer.” Earn $65,000 per year but you must sign your soul over to the devil. 4′ 3″ tall? No problem. Short fucks need not worry about height discrimination. We like your Napoleon complex.

Gary Jules – Mad World
by san29

Researchers Uncover Cyber Spy Network
By CHARMAINE NORONHA
AP
filed under: World News

TORONTO (March 29) – A cyber spy network based mainly in China hacked into classified documents from government and private organizations in 103 countries, including the computers of the Dalai Lama and Tibetan exiles, Canadian researchers said Saturday.
The work of the Information Warfare Monitor initially focused [...]

Eerie Figure Haunts Scottish Castle
CNN

filed under: Weird News, World News
 
(March 27) – The figure peers down silently from an upper floor of the ruins of a Scottish castle, wearing what looks like an outfit from the Middle Ages. Could this be a long-dead Scottish earl, or just a random, modern-day visitor?
 
The eerie image is captured [...]

Looking to have a ball?
Feel like going nuts?
Get out of the sack,
head on down to Oakdale, CA
if you have the cojones! 
You need some huge gonads to munch in Oakdale, CA…
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THE GATHERERS

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THE GATHERERS
IN SOUTH TOM’S RIVER, HOME IS WHERE THE HUT IS
Buried in the woods of South Toms River, on the fringes of the Pine Barrens and society in general, stands a group of primitive structures that serve as the meeting grounds for a unusual group of folks who call themselves “The Gatherers.” Located on [...]

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Man accused of freezing mom, cashing checks
Cops found the body in October after getting a tip about woman’s death

The Associated Press
updated 6:16 p.m. PT, Wed., March. 25, 2009

COLCHESTER, New York – A New York state man has been accused of stashing his 98-year-old mother’s dead body in a freezer in their home so he could [...]

A dinosaur that masterbates.  Everytime I thought I’d seen it all, something like this comes along:

And this is supposed to be better than it was 6 months ago?  LMFAO!!!  Turds in a suit.

There are better ways to get around. As severe as it may seem, collapse and devastation force creative change. Here’s just one example of the exciting future:

The two front wheels add stability. This is being developed by Paggio, an Italian manufacturer. Even so, here in Southern California, startup companies that will retrofit just [...]

I just found Lars’ YouTube. Damn! I didn’t realize you could dance so good dude.

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Remember creating your own funny stories with Mad Libs?  It’s still around.  
Just click the link below.  Then complete the answers.  It’s easy. 

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Check out the rants and raves in St. Louis. There is [...]

There’s a daycare and preschool by my house. In front of the daycare, up against the road, is a fenced in retention pond. A week ago they began trapping the children inside the fence and not letting them out. None of them have proper coats on or any food at all. After a few days, [...]

My name is tamere and I don’t like hispanics with dark skin.  That’s because I’m really good looking and sharp as a river stone.

tamere.  If posting here keeps you from opening up a random can of rage on an Ecuadorian family in the streets, then I’m all for it.  I just don’t get all the anger and rage against people from Ecuador.  Do you have any personal experiences where you’ve been unjustly treated?  Maybe a jilted lover thing? [...]