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	<title>Rants &#38; Raves</title>
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	<description>Best of Craigslist without the PC BS</description>
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		<title>Milky White Skin</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/milky-white-skin/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/milky-white-skin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Management</dc:creator>
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		<title>Gen X Girl Hits the Copy Machine &#8211; OMG!!!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/gen-x-girl-hits-the-copy-machine-omg/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/gen-x-girl-hits-the-copy-machine-omg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Management</dc:creator>
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		<title>Biggie, Biggie, Biggie can&#8217;t you see?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/biggie-biggie-biggie-cant-you-see/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/biggie-biggie-biggie-cant-you-see/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdomf_064e7</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Associates Degree]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cl-morans.com/?p=4387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

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		<title>Hello Everyone</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/hello-everyone/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/hello-everyone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><a href="http://cl-morans.com" rel="nofollow">The Management</a></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Associates Degree]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Black male here.  Who put this site together?  Smashing job!
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		<title>True?  Or False?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/true-or-false/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/true-or-false/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Management</dc:creator>
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		<title>More Dinner Meat&#8230; I think it&#8217;s white meat too</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/dinner-meat-white-meat/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/dinner-meat-white-meat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Management</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cl-morans.com/?p=3426</guid>
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		<title>san⋅guine</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/sanguine/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/sanguine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Management</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[san⋅guine  /ˈsæŋgwɪn/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sang-gwin] Show IPA
Use sanguine in a Sentence
See web results for sanguine
See images of sanguine
–adjective 1. cheerfully optimistic, hopeful, or confident: a sanguine disposition; sanguine expectations.
2. reddish; ruddy: a sanguine complexion.
3. (in old physiology) having blood as the predominating humor and consequently being ruddy-faced, cheerful, etc.
4. bloody; sanguinary.
5. blood-red; red.
6. Heraldry. a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No matter your feelings for MJ, he was an icon to the music world. A tribute.</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/no-matter-your-feelings-for-mj-he-was-an-icon-to-the-music-world-a-tribute/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/no-matter-your-feelings-for-mj-he-was-an-icon-to-the-music-world-a-tribute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Ode To Michael Jackson by Apollo Poetry (TravelingPoet.com)
(Received in Email):
Society. I must ask you now.
Do you Remember The Time when a man inspired us to not Stop until We Had Enough?
And once we did, he told us to Beat It.
The Man in the mirror saw himself in Black and White.
Because he realized it would take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The HEAT</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/the-heat/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/the-heat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s too dang hot here!  Maybe this is suppose to be a wake up call.  WAKE UP THIS IS WHAT HELL&#8217;S LIKE!
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		<title>Grump Be Here</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/grump/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/grump/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Picking the insects off plants.
No time to think of consequences.


MGMT &#8220;Kids&#8221; Video:
You were a child
Crawling on your knees toward it
Making momma so proud
But your voice was too loud
We like to watch you laughing
Picking insects off of plants
No time to think of consequences
Control yourself
Take only what you need from it
A family of trees wanted to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a coincidence!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/what-a-coincidence/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/what-a-coincidence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A chicken farmer went to a local bar&#8230;. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says, &#8216;How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!&#8217;
&#8216;What a coincidence&#8217; the farmer says. &#8216;This is a special day for me&#8230;. I am celebrating&#8217;
&#8216;This is a special day for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/question/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/question/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 14:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just trying to learn the new process..
What happens to close comments on certain posts?  Is it a timing issue? An admin issue?(Haha) How does it happen?
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		<title>Hello to all</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/hello-to-all/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/hello-to-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 03:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hope everyone is doing well. Just wanted to pop in an say whats up to my old friend Grump. Hows it going dude, hope your enjoying your start of the summer. And to everyone else, Happy Memorial Day lets get drunk and BBQ. See ya
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>User Accounts</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/user-accounts/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/user-accounts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 22:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All user accounts are deleted if inactive for more than ninety days.
All posts created with that user account will also be deleted.
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		<title>Video Response: Dinner anyone? (50 Ft Woman)</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/video-response-dinner-50-ft-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/video-response-dinner-50-ft-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 05:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Awwww, It&#8217;s vehwy saaad&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/awwww-vehwy-saaad/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/awwww-vehwy-saaad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 04:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cl-morans.com/?p=2769</guid>
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		<title>Caption This</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/caption-this/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/caption-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 03:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cl-morans.com/?p=2748</guid>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t smoke weed&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/smoke-weed/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/smoke-weed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 06:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cl-morans.com/?p=2744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t smoke weed if shit like this happens to you.

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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Children say the darndest things!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/children-darndest/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/children-darndest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 06:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>WTF is that?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/wtf/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/wtf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 06:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Want to catch the cake boy?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/catch-cake-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/catch-cake-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 21:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You better be smart, if you want to catch the cake boy.  Somehow, that leaves me with a sinking feeling that you stoopid bitches will fail miserably.  Since you&#8217;re doing such a shitty job tracking him down, I&#8217;ve created a game to offer some clues.  With these clues, a clever man will be able to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Cool Website</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/cool-website/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/cool-website/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 06:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check out Cliff Pickover&#8217;s RealityCarnival.  It&#8217;s a really fun place to waste a few hours and read some interesting stuff all in one place.  Can you dig it?
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>You&#8217;re getting sleepy&#8230; sleeeeepy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/sleepy-sleeeeepy/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/sleepy-sleeeeepy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 03:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>I know this will offend, but c&#8217;mon!  It&#8217;s funny!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/offend-funny/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/offend-funny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 02:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
You know you laughed!
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		<title>Awareness Day</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/awareness-day/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/awareness-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 19:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

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		<title>National Fibromyalgia Awareness Day &#8211; May 12</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/national-fibromyalgia-awareness-day-may-12/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/national-fibromyalgia-awareness-day-may-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 19:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Two Girls One Cup&#8230; It&#8217;ll Freak You Out!!!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/girls-cup-freak/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/girls-cup-freak/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 03:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Anyone know where I can get one of these that bends to the right?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/bends/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/bends/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 17:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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This was obviously made for righties.  I know a lefty that really needs one of these.
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		<title>How&#8217;s it going?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/hows/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/hows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 03:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dinner anyone?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/dinner/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/dinner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 03:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hey Meester Sam&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/hey-meester-sam/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/hey-meester-sam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THANKS A LOT YA BOARD KILLER!!!
THANKS A LOT YA BOARD KILLER!!!
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		<title>Insiders Debunk UFO Reports at Area 51</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/insiders-debunk-ufo-reports-area-51/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/insiders-debunk-ufo-reports-area-51/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Insiders Debunk UFO Reports at Area 51
Source: AOL
Posted: 04/16/09 5:30PM
Filed Under: Science &#38; Tech
(April 15) &#8212; Area 51, the top-secret military installation in the Nevada desert, has been a magnet for conspiracy theories and a font of UFO sightings for decades. Now some people who worked at the mysterious base are speaking out.




Photo Gallery



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Strange Sights [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re just a bastard in a basket</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/bastard-basket/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/bastard-basket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>You worthless bag of filth</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/worthless-bag-filth/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/worthless-bag-filth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you been waiting for some &#8220;normalicy&#8221; to return to this site?  Then this &#8216;best of&#8217; is for you!


best of craigslist &#62;  washington, DC &#62; You worthless bag of filth 
 Originally Posted: Thu, 26 Feb 07:37 EST 
 You worthless bag of filth 
 Date: 2009-02-26, 7:37AM EST
You vulgar little maggot.
You are a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A&amp;E Biography &#8211; John Wayne Gacy</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-john-wayne-gacy/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-john-wayne-gacy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>A&amp;E Biography &#8211; Ed Gein</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-ed-gein/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-ed-gein/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>A&amp;E Biography &#8211; Andrei Chikatilo</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-andrei-chikatilo/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-andrei-chikatilo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>A&amp;E Biography &#8211; Ted Bundy</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-ted-bundy/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/ae-biography-ted-bundy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Is Pornography Harmless?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/pornography-harmless/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/pornography-harmless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the day before Ted Bundy&#8217;s execution, he gave an apparently candid interview with Dr. James Dobson. Yes. James Dobson expresses a faith in God, and I realize this post may be read by staunch religion haters.  You may find the interviewer&#8217;s life perspective repellent.
Even so, the interview fascinated me. Ted Bundy acknowledges pornography and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat goes on crime spree</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/cat-crime-spree/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/cat-crime-spree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Embedded video from CNN Video
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		<title>Answer:  Do you recognize this song?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/answer-recognize-song/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/answer-recognize-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Do you recognize this song?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/recognize-song/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/recognize-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Are Female Aliens Hot?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/are-female-aliens-hot/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/are-female-aliens-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 11:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[www.overheardintheoffice.com
 3PM He&#8217;s Anterean-Curious
Male coworker: But Anne Heche is oddly hot, and she&#8217;d be okay with another woman in the bedroom. Plus, she&#8217;s insane, which makes her fun.
Female coworker: Well, guess if you&#8217;re fantasizing about someone bi and crazy she could be interesting&#8230;
Male coworker: See? See? I think she might actually be an alien. That&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My dog is a gray alien</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/dog-gray-alien/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/dog-gray-alien/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While camping one summer in 1988, I had a vivid dream. A strange light enveloped my tent. The light slowly changed color sort of like a lava lamp, only I was looking outside instead of in. The lights quickly took control of my aggression and subdued any emotions save one&#8211;immobilizing fear.
The only bodily control that remain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CL R&amp;R wit at it&#8217;s finest low&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/cl-rr-wit-finest/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/cl-rr-wit-finest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;How to keep the quality of CL R&#38;R low&#8221; was posted on Los Angeles R&#38;R this afternoon and I felt compelled to repost here as an example of the sarcasm that makes R&#38;R&#8217;s &#8220;1 in 20&#8243; a treat when discovered.  Please join me in a &#8216;best of&#8217; nod:

How to keep the quality of CL R&#38;R [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RE: Do you ever really know your coworkers? (50 Ft Woman)</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/coworkers-50-ft-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/coworkers-50-ft-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[



Are your co-workers space aliens?





(This article has been attributed to a number of different sources, mostly tabloid magazines, but apparently the real author is concealing his identity. Probably for fear of alien retaliation.)
Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human &#8212; but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How American is Obama&#8217;s parking lot?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/american-obamas-parking-lot/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/american-obamas-parking-lot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/washingtondc/la-na-ticket5-2009apr05,0,3493188.story
From the Los Angeles Times
TOP OF THE TICKET
Few in White House appear to drive American cars
A parking lot survey turns up five U.S.-made vehicles out of 23.
By Andrew Malcolm  and Johanna Neuman
 April 5, 2009
 Oops, it seems that many on President Obama’s team, including those seeking to save the American automobile industry, do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do you ever really know your coworkers?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/do-you-ever-really-know-your-coworkers/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/do-you-ever-really-know-your-coworkers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Corporate Revenge&#8230; a how to guide for the vindictive.</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/corporate-revenge-a-how-to-guide-for-the-vindictive/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/corporate-revenge-a-how-to-guide-for-the-vindictive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Avenger&#8217;s Handbook
Pål D. Ekran
October 11, 1999
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
&#8220;Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.&#8221;
&#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glendale, California&#8230; &#8220;Home of Satan&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/glendale-california-home-of-satan/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/glendale-california-home-of-satan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come to Glendale.  Become a &#8220;pedestrian enforcement officer.&#8221;  Earn $65,000 per year but you must sign your soul over to the devil.  4&#8242; 3&#8243; tall?  No problem.  Short fucks need not worry about height discrimination.  We like your Napoleon complex.
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		<title>Watch Out for Glendale Cops</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/watch-glendale-cops/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/watch-glendale-cops/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They are setting up sting operations all over their creepy city.  Here’s how it works:

 You’re approaching an intersection with no stop sign or stop light.
There will be NO marked cross walks.
The street is busy.
When you’re about 150 ft away from the intersection, some dude steps off the curb and stands there looking at you.
He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donnie Darko&#8211;It&#8217;s a mad world indeed</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/donnie-darkoits-mad-world/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/donnie-darkoits-mad-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[


Gary Jules &#8211; Mad World
by san29
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		<title>More News You&#8217;ve Come to Crave from the Internet Stooge&#8230; just admit it!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/news-crave-internet-stooge-admit/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/news-crave-internet-stooge-admit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slightly off center . . .







Take the money and run
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — The driver of a Brinks armored truck apparently took the money and ran. James Parker drove away in the truck — carrying several hundred thousand dollars — after a co-worker left the vehicle to pick up a deposit at a home-improvement store. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Sorry&#8230; but you had this comin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/comin/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/comin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Lost Cause</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/lost/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/lost/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Researchers Uncover Cyber Spy Network</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/researchers-uncover-cyber-spy-network/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/researchers-uncover-cyber-spy-network/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers Uncover Cyber Spy Network
By CHARMAINE NORONHA
AP
filed under: World News

TORONTO (March 29) &#8211; A cyber spy network based mainly in China hacked into classified documents from government and private organizations in 103 countries, including the computers of the Dalai Lama and Tibetan exiles, Canadian researchers said Saturday.
The work of the Information Warfare Monitor initially focused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do you see a leprechaun?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/leprechaun/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/leprechaun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Eerie Figure Haunts Scottish Castle</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/eerie-figure-haunts-scottish-castle/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/eerie-figure-haunts-scottish-castle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Eerie Figure Haunts Scottish Castle
CNN


filed under: Weird News, World News
 
(March 27) &#8211; The figure peers down silently from an upper floor of the ruins of a Scottish castle, wearing what looks like an outfit from the Middle Ages. Could this be a long-dead Scottish earl, or just a random, modern-day visitor?
 
The eerie image is captured [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t children see things in the cutest way?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/children-cutest/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/children-cutest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A friend sent me this email.  I loved the story so much, I felt compelled to share&#8230;
A Kid Whose Parents Just Got Divorced Writes A Book
 by Brian Murphy on yesterday









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		<title>This Is Cinema!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/cinema/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/cinema/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

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		<title>IDK&#8230; and IDC!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/idk-idc/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/idk-idc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man falls asleep before last call.  Sleeps it off in I Don&#8217;t Care bar and wakes up alarmed.
(Read more&#8230;)
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		<title>You&#8217;ll Never Eat Lunch In This Town Again</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/eat-lunch-town/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/eat-lunch-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Looking to have a ball?
Feel like going nuts?
Get out of the sack,
head on down to Oakdale, CA
if you have the cojones!  
You need some huge gonads to munch in Oakdale, CA&#8230;
(read more&#8230;)

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		<title>Haunted Places in Pevely, MO</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/haunted-places-pevely-mo/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/haunted-places-pevely-mo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pevely - Haunted Girl Scout Camp &#8211; As you first enter the gate to the camp, the first set of tents you come to is on the left.  On a stormy night many years ago one of the girls needed to take a shower. So she walked to the shower house about six or seven yards from the tents. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haunted Places in Pevely, MO</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/haunted-places-pevely-mo-2/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/haunted-places-pevely-mo-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cl-morans.com/?p=2347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<title>The Jersey Devil</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/jersey-devil/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/jersey-devil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Jersey Devil

The legendary Jersey Devil is a dragon-like creature, with a head like a horse, a snake-like body and bat&#8217;s wings. The Jersey Devil is rumored to inhabit the Pine Barrens in southern New Jersey, and has been known to cause chaos and panic whenever it rears its unattractive head; though there are some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Gatherers</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/gatherers/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/gatherers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[



THE GATHERERS

 E-mail






THE GATHERERS
IN SOUTH TOM&#8217;S RIVER, HOME IS WHERE THE HUT IS
Buried in the woods of South Toms River, on the fringes of the Pine Barrens and society in general, stands a group of primitive structures that serve as the meeting grounds for a unusual group of folks who call themselves “The Gatherers.” Located on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pig Lady Road</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/pig-lady-road/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/pig-lady-road/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Mysterious Pig Lady Attacks!
&#8230;In the early 1900s when Hillsborough was all farms and vast woods there lived a lady who resembled a pig. She lived on a farm secluded from civilization because as a child she was picked on and teased constantly, so she vowed never to have to deal with that kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winner of the Costume Contest</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/winner-of-the-costume-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/winner-of-the-costume-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Student suspended for passing gas on bus</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/student-suspended-passing-gas-bus/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/student-suspended-passing-gas-bus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Student suspended for passing gas on bus
Driver writes up teen on misbehavior form; eighth-grader denies offense
updated 6:00 p.m. PT, Mon., March. 23, 2009


LAKELAND, Fla. &#8211; An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.
The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man accused of freezing mom, cashing checks</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/man-accused-freezing-mom-cashing-checks/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/man-accused-freezing-mom-cashing-checks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

 





  MSNBC.com






Man accused of freezing mom, cashing checks
Cops found the body in October after getting a tip about woman&#8217;s death

The Associated Press
updated 6:16 p.m. PT, Wed., March. 25, 2009


COLCHESTER, New York &#8211; A New York state man has been accused of stashing his 98-year-old mother&#8217;s dead body in a freezer in their home so he could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/something/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/something/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(I just wanted to post something&#8230; corny? yep, but made ya look)
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		<title>Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature&#8217;s First Sexual Predator</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/scientists-find-skeleton-natures-sexual-predator/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/scientists-find-skeleton-natures-sexual-predator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dinosaur that masterbates.  Everytime I thought I&#8217;d seen it all, something like this comes along:


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		<title>Been Busy</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/been-busy/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/been-busy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry I haven&#8217;t been able to post more here lately.  I&#8217;ve been pretty busy with some personal things. Plus the baby is due in 2 weeks and 1 day!  I think she might go early.  I can&#8217;t wait.
I hope all is well with everyone here. Hi A and I!
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		<title>Gawd!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/gawd/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/gawd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And this is supposed to be better than it was 6 months ago?  LMFAO!!!  Turds in a suit.

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		<title>the new morans</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/morans/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/morans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 06:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

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		<title>Plugin Hybrid Scooter Gets 142 MPG</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/plugin-hybrid-scooter-142-mpg/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/plugin-hybrid-scooter-142-mpg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are better ways to get around. As severe as it may seem, collapse and devastation force creative change. Here&#8217;s just one example of the exciting future:

The two front wheels add stability.  This is being developed by Paggio, an Italian manufacturer.  Even so, here in Southern California, startup companies that will retrofit just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Cut and Paste, but I love this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/its-a-cut-and-paste-but-i-love-this/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/its-a-cut-and-paste-but-i-love-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t Be Fooled By Me
by Charles C. Finn, As read by Roscoe on WBAI, April 1967
Please don&#8217;t be fooled by me. Don&#8217;t be fooled by the face I wear, for I wear a mask. I wear a thousand masks, masks that I&#8217;m afraid to take off and none of them are me. Pretending is an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lars Olaf &#8211; Dancin&#8217; the Grays Away</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/lars-olaf-dancin-grays/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/lars-olaf-dancin-grays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just found Lars&#8217; YouTube.  Damn!  I didn&#8217;t realize you could dance so good dude.



cala-am00410017
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		<title>It&#8217;s Friday!!!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/its-friday/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/its-friday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

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		<title>Hover Dog Follows Master Into Out of Body Experience and Brings Him Back</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/hover-dog-master-body-experience-brings/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/hover-dog-master-body-experience-brings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Ya Gotta Trust the Green&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/ya-gotta-trust-the-green/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/ya-gotta-trust-the-green/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Spring is almost here!
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		<title>Rave: Mad Libs</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/rave-mad-libs/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/rave-mad-libs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 06:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember creating your own funny stories with Mad Libs?  It&#8217;s still around.  
Just click the link below.  Then complete the answers.  It&#8217;s easy. 


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		<title>Riveting! A Cinematic Masterpiece.  Perfect for You Morans</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/riveting-cinematic-masterpiece-perfect-morans/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/riveting-cinematic-masterpiece-perfect-morans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Re: Cake Lady (Phil)</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/cake-lady-phil/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/cake-lady-phil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[email this posting to a friend philadelphia craigslist &#62;  rants &#38; raves

please flag with care:
 miscategorized 
  prohibited 
  spam/overpost 
  best of craigslist

Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities

Reply to: pers-1041595631@craigslist.org [?]
 Date: 2009-02-19,  2:12PM EST
Check out the rants and raves in St. Louis. There is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nannie Doss&#8230; the Giggling Grandma</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/nannie-doss-giggling-grandma/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/nannie-doss-giggling-grandma/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 06:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess it&#8217;s true.  The book and the cover really are two different things.  Google it asshole.
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		<title>Save the Children</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/save-children/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/save-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a daycare and preschool by my house. In front of the daycare, up against the road, is a fenced in retention pond. A week ago they began trapping the children inside the fence and not letting them out. None of them have proper coats on or any food at all. After a few days, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freedom of Speech, Innocent Until Proven Guilty and Other Trite Cliches</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/freedom-speech-innocent-proven-guilty-trite-cliches/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/freedom-speech-innocent-proven-guilty-trite-cliches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Readers and Disappointed &#8220;Cool&#8221; People:
Recently, I&#8217;ve been exposed for my blatant hypocrisy.  As the admin of  &#8221;my&#8221; website, it&#8217;s  my custom to change &#8220;the rules&#8221; to suit the situation at hand.  Ive also been exposed as:
1) A Cake Lady imposter using Craigslist RnR to make personal blogger profiles public knowledge.  This information was only available [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blabbermouth Hen House</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/blabbermouth/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/blabbermouth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
 


 
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		<title>Roosters and Blabbering Hens</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/remember/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/remember/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hey, What the fuck is going on in here</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/hey-what-the-fuck-is-going-on-in-here/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/hey-what-the-fuck-is-going-on-in-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are we fighting like 5 yearolds in here all of the sudden. I don&#8217;t know whats going on, but we all need to remember this is just the internet.
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		<title>More Youtube&#8230; Choke on it</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/youtube-choke/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/youtube-choke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Long Live that Ole Hen House</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/long-live-ole-hen-house/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/long-live-ole-hen-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>All I can say is</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/all-i-can-say-is/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/all-i-can-say-is/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>50 Ft Woman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day of old is over.
SM has spoken
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		<title>Humans&#8230; what a bunch of suckers!</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/humans-bunch-suckers/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/humans-bunch-suckers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Did you hear the latest gossip?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/hear-latest-gossip/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/hear-latest-gossip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1hunglow is tamere&#8230;  Oh my!
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		<title>Craigslist Flagging Software</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/craigslist-flagging-software/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/craigslist-flagging-software/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Rave: Eddie Lazio&#8217;s Blog</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/rave-eddie-lazios-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/rave-eddie-lazios-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy&#8217;s got some funny stuff.  I saw a link to it on LA RnR.  Check it out and put some comment&#8217;s up if you&#8217;re moved.  I LMFAO at this one:
Dear President Obama
Don&#8217;t worry sensitive Obamabots, it&#8217;s not insulting to Obama.
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		<title>We&#8217;re along 43rd in corona</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/43rd-corona/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/43rd-corona/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My name is tamere and I don&#8217;t like hispanics with dark skin.  That&#8217;s because I&#8217;m really good looking and sharp as a river stone.

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		<title>For no reason, but a tip of the hat to Jim Croce</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/reason-tip-hat-jim-croce/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/reason-tip-hat-jim-croce/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whether live or in the studio, Jim Croce had that special talent that could warm the hearts of anyone who would listen. And he played great either one. Here is one of my favorites, I hope you like it.[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2iS8XctJKo]
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		<title>tamere, why so angy?</title>
		<link>http://cl-morans.com/tamere-angy/</link>
		<comments>http://cl-morans.com/tamere-angy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grumpy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[tamere.  If posting here keeps you from opening up a random can of rage on an Ecuadorian family in the streets, then I&#8217;m all for it.  I just don&#8217;t get all the anger and rage against people from Ecuador.  Do you have any personal experiences where you&#8217;ve been unjustly treated?  Maybe a jilted lover thing? [...]]]></description>
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